Anything Can Happen If You Let It

WAIT!

Before you shoot me...just hear me out, okay?

It is not that I want to hate them, or do not enjoy eating them...but the truth is that they are just evil.

They are. Like right now, at a moment I should not be eating cookies, there is a box sitting to the right of my computer full of cookies. Yes, I could grab one and eat one, but that's not the point..okay so it is the point, but I already ate one. And I don't want to eat another one. I mean, I do but I don't, know what I mean?

SO instead of being mad at myself for denying myself the cookies..I am being mad at the cookies. Now, doesn't that make sense?

I mean, c'mon, you don't want me to start having issues with self-loathing and then call up some random number asking to just "talk to someone" and tell them all the depressants I'm on...like the girl that just did that to me 5 mins ago. Yeah....we're not that kind of Help Desk, sorry...

I felt awkward, and didn't know what to say. It's okay now though, cause she probably already killed herself, so I shouldn't have to worry about hurting her feelings.

....so maybe it is I who is the evil one and not the cookies, eh?

3 Comments:

At 4/12/2005 9:36 PM, The One, The Only, ME!! said...: You are a terrible person, i can't believe you said that. You could have said something on your blog that you hoped that she got the help that she was looking for, but no, you joke that she commited suicide. What would your second cousin's mother-in-law say??

Reid
At 4/13/2005 5:40 PM, Steph said...: It was awkward...I didn't want to post something awkward, so I took it and used some humor to make it more acceptable to the blogging world, instead of making them feel awkward from reading my awkwardness...but I did feel really bad, and in fact because of me and that girl we are trying to think of some new things that the workers should be trained to deal with, and are adding numbers for that kind of stuff to our databases, that way next time, IF that happens again, we will be better prepared to handle it, and can acutally direct them somewhere and do something about it. See, I am a good employee AND person.
At 4/13/2005 6:10 PM, The One, The Only, ME!! said...: I think that is a great idea, i'm happy that you're going to be able to do something positive from that. That makes me happy, i thought you were a terrible person, but i guess not : P. Anyway, let me know how it is that they train you to deal with people that might want to commit suicide, that soudns interesting. Talk to you later.

Reid