Anything Can Happen If You Let It

Hey, so....

I'm really bored....but I feel like typing...and since I would feel bad sending you all an e-mail about complete nothing, I get to do it here!!! YAY!!! So where to begin?

This is the most unimportant entry ever!

That's a good start.

Current mood: pleasehelpmekthx
Current music: Jay Z - 'Big Pimpin'

I think I like starting out posts like that. Um. I have nothing to update about. But I really really want to make one of those gigantic updates that everyone may possibly enjoy. Most likey you wont, but I like to think that I bring a speck of sunshine to all your lives every once in a while with my ridiculous e-mails. And now I can do so here, with my blog. Thats a weird word, blog....blog..blog-blog....frog...sorry Charley if your reading...Charley is deathly afraid of frogs...heehee.

Right about now I'm jealous of the talented journalers who can type about their lives, and its so interesting. Interesting? Yes, I can see how some people's lives are interesting. I don't know about mine. Um........ Is 'um' really a word? It could be. If it isn't, I'm going to sue Webster (the dictionary, not the college) Well not really. D'oh made the dictionary, so why shouldn't 'um.' I think I'm going to cry now. And it's all because of Webster. What the frick? It's August....no wait...its now September....the first...actually by the time I'm done writing this, it may be the 2nd. And I'm wearing sweats. And a hooded sweatshirt. I feel odd. I am odd.

Okay, this is getting pretty interesting. I wonder how much longer I can write before I helplessly give up. Isnt boredom what I'm supposed to be escaping by doing this. I'm not tired though, so I cant go to sleep. And Conan's not on yet, so I cant sit and stare at him, and wonder where people like him come from (maybe I'm from the same place?) I was watching tv today and you know what comes on? Ghostbusters! If there's something strange, in the neighborhood, you you gonna call...Ghostbusters! Ahaha, that has got to be one of the greatest shows of all time. Well, other than Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. For some reason I always associate those two. Is it weird that I used to watch those cartoons all the time when I was little....instead of girly things, or Fraggle Rock..(seriously, what the hell is that? Never seen it)

Sometimes I wish that I could run away with Julie Andrews to the mysterious land of Canada. We could skip around, and sing songs like 'The Sound of Music,' and eat snow cones in the snow. And the best part is that we'd be able to clone Tamyra from any DNA that may be still left on my cd cover that she signed, and take Tamyra2 with us. Yes, I do have her autographed cd jacket that she actually touched. You guys all should be extremely jealous. No you can not sniff it. Oh, I'd clone Justin Timberlake too.........what?

I wonder if anyone's actually reading this. If you are, you must be pretty bored. Eheheh, or maybe you're just stalking me. Or wanting to know what I'm thinking of. But wait, isn't that what journals are for? I think I'm breaking a rule by not staying on subject.

I still kinda dont really know what a blog is, so how am I supposed to know what rules I'm supposed to follow. Do you think they'll kick me out for typing that I dont know what a blog is, in my blog?

Um...I've decided that everyone needs fruit cups. What's life without fruit cups? It's like having a taco minus the beef. Oh! I am your beef in your taco. Admit it. Badadabum, bum, bum, ba da bum, ba da da badda baddah buh....I wish I could get away with singing random gibberish crap like Jason Mraz....I can't scat.....but then neither could Scat Girl, and she's still Scat Girl......(if you dont get this, then you are lucky enough, to have not gotten sucked into the never-ending black whole that is American Idol)

I had to take my movie/disney songs away from myself. I was starting to get worried, when I heard Tommy (designer/Texas guy) singing (in a really annoying voice) some Kelly Osbourne song, with all his heart and soul. And I wondered to myself, Is this what will happen to me, if I let myself fill my life with really stupid worthless songs? I will worship the next Kelly Osbourne? (I know...even worse than those from Idol---someone who cant even sing)

I'm supposed to be reading Psychology right now.....but I dont have class tommorrow all day cause my teacher is gonna be gone.....so I keep telling myself, I'll do it then....I think Maggie's mom got me addicted to dots.......

K, in my Psych book, it asks all these stupid questions like, "To what extent is one's personality predisposed by one's genes? To what extent by the home and neighborhood environment?"

And I dont like those...so I'm gonna answer my own.... ;)

"Why do olives come in black AND green?"--Well they couldn't be PURPLE! That'd just confuse the grapes.

"Why do they call them "ex" girlfriends?"--What were they suppose to call them? 'Z' girlfriends? Psh.

"Why do people call you green when they mean jealous?"--What, who does that?

Was the voting on American Idol rigged?"--No comment *cough* Tamyra *cough* ratings....woo, think I may be coming down with somethin'....My body must still be adjusting to the St.Louis (I mean Land of the Bubbles) atmosphere....cause I'm a rocket ma-aaaaan, Rocket man, burning out....wait---that's Elton John. Sorry.

"Why can't you pretend you don't love someone when you really do?"--That's a really good question. Ask Mrs Cleo.

"Why does your hair always mess up on first dates?"--Ahahah because you do stuff. ;) Maggie get your mind outta da gutter!

speaking of Maggie...here's one

"Why Backstreet Boys?"-- Well the Backstreet boys were a really great bad. (and right now your wondering if that's a typo.....) I have to kinda respect them because when I was little, I'd rock out to teeellllll me whyyyy aint nothing but a heartache. Wait, that wasn't too long ago. Oops. And the name is unique. That's why.

"If parents really want what's best for you, why do they tell you to go to college?"--Um...because college is the best for you.

"In what ways, are we (races/cultures/gender) alike as members of the human family? In what ways do we differ?"--Hey that's TWO questions...and thats also from my psychology book, so I'm not gonna answer.

Is anyone still reading at this point? If you are I applaud you....or I give you a strange look, and back away.....

I'm very proud of myself right now. Lets hope I won't get carpel tunnel..... I think I'm going to name a bench after me. Hmm.. yes I think I am! Today, while waiting outside a class I sat on Mr and Mrs Peterson. That'd be awesome if I could sit on me. No wait...that doesn't sound right. Let me rephrase that. "That'd be awesome if I could sit on my self-named bench." But ew, what if someone was thinking "Ooh baby, I'm sitting on StephGway." Those are very bad images. I think I just disturbed myself. Don't sit on me! Psh, I can always put 'SKG,' and nothing more to it. So then people would say, "Oh how nice, I'm sitting on SKG." but it wouldn't exactly mean it was me. Maybe they would think it was "SKG" from like the Dreamworks company...you know you've noticed it...in the Dreamworks official, thingy-bob in previews, or before a movie, theres a line at the bottom that is inturrupted by --------SKG---------.

I know you've all seen it and thought it was me....okay, well I like to pretend. That in fact is why I'm trying to go into the movie biz. So I can go take over that SKG, and be the only one...then it'll mean me, SKG. Eh... I am so sleep deprived right now. And I'm sad to the max. Why? Because no one's awake when I'm awake and I'm getting carpel tunnel because I want to fulfill my dream of a really really ridiculously long post about nothing. Who knows, maybe there'll be a journal award show that'll grant me a prize for updating about nothing.

Plus...Maggie ruined all the Alec Trebek fun we were having with Jody.....party pooper........and now that reminded me that I was originally getting off the 'puter like an hour ago....so you just officially pooped my party once again....thanks alot Mags........

Now I'm done. I'm not sure yet, cause I haven't looked at it, but this could possibly be an extremely long blog post.....probably the longest you will ever get...I dont think I could do this again....but then again, who knows when Maggie'll just bust in and poop your party, and then you'll feel like you have to do something else, like write a hugantic, mahussive, post for your blog......oh well, at least my blog page isn't so empty now...

This is StephGway siging off---

You Stay Classy Blog World!!!!

(you can't tell, but I really wanted to type, Blog Bubble, there ^^^)

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